June 2012
imthedad:
when i think about my life i think about a pinball straight down the middle, flippers flipping helplessly
a mask, police baton, and a 9mm (i think they said bb gun) was found in my car.
okay.
my car is about 4 hours away/2 states away.
fuck you people who stole my car.
Some mother fucker drove my car to Kentucky.
My dad got a call and was given a number and then told me to call the number and I had no idea who the fuck I was calling and I didn’t know what to fucking say. Despite all of that, my dad made me call and I just stumbled on all my words and I don’t even know what was going on.
You do no just throw shit like that at me. Give me time to...
Watch
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer
I’m watching Miss USA because my mom wanted to watch it because Miss Minnesota is Laotian. She didn’t make the top cut.
Also, Miss Nevada looks like a porn star.
kwieta:
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
leolardodicaprio:
acres:
oh no
when perks of being a wallflower comes out
everyone better expect the
“AND IN THIS MOMENT I SWEAR WE WERE INFINITE” trend
it’s comin back
HAHHAJAHJKA
omfg. people keep fucking calling. a car was stolen. doesn’t matter how just be on the look out for it. and the people that are calling don’t even live here. what the hell.
okay. now my parents are calling EVERYONE they know. First you get all mad at me then they go around calling everyone they know?
Like why?
I hate how they do that. They just end up calling everyone they know when anything happens. I don’t understand why they feel they need to inform EVERYONE of EVERYTHING.
Okay, now my parents are both on the phone talking to people. Telling everyone what happened. People are so nosey. I don’t know if my mom called them or they called my mom. But still. Just because I posted something on Facebook.
Okay. Go ahead a kill me. I won’t be missed because even though it wasn’t my fault my car was stolen it is still somehow my fault everything is fucked...
The double standard:
adecentfellow:
If a woman has tons of sex with a bunch of random guys she’s considered a slut.
If a man has tons of sex with a bunch of random guys he’s considered a homosexual.
I posted something on facebook about my car in hopes of getting people in the area to be on the look out. My relatives in Kentucky found out and called my parents and then my mom got mad at me.
And now she made me feel like I did a terrible thing because I just want my car back.
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No Christina. Don’t freak out because your car was stolen last night right out of your drive way and then you talked to your mom this morning and then tried to ring her just now but no one picked up. Nope. Don’t freak out.
shavingryansprivates:
hey guys i found this really rare old picture of mitt romney, newt gingrich, rick santorum, and a couple of their closest republican buddies hanging out at their favorite club
Just when I think things will start turning around..MY FUCKING CAR GETS STOLEN.
Someone just stole my fucking Honda...
socialjusticeally:
thecistruth:
socialjusticeally:
You better not dis
I didn’t choose cis
Well then how is it be problem then? Am be not mad because you are not be born in CIS but you are mad at people who be born in CIS?
Nothing you are say is make sense!
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me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
Gah. I cannot stress how much it annoys me when people do not use periods. I’ll start reading something and it’s one big fucking run on sentence. At least try to use punctuation.
